
It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to
go bag the first deer of the season. He walked down to the kitchen
to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he found his wife, Alice,
sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage.
Jake
asked her, "What are you up to?"
Alice
smiled. "I'm going hunting with you!"
Jake,
though he had many reservations about this, reluctantly decided
to take her along. Later they arrived at the hunting site. Jake
set his wife safely up in the tree stand and told her, "If
you see a deer, take careful aim and I'll come running back as soon
as I hear the shot."
Jake
walked away with a smile on his face knowing that Alice couldn't
bag an elephant, much less a deer. Not 10 minutes passed when he
was startled as he heard an array of gunshots.
Quickly,
Jake ran back. As Jake got closer to her stand, he heard Alice screaming:
"Get away from my deer!"
Confused,
Jake raced faster towards his screaming wife. And again he heard
her yell: "Get away from my deer!" followed by another
volley of gunfire!
Now
within sight of where he had left his wife, Jake was surprised to
see a guy standing there with his hands high in the air. The guy,
obviously distraught, said, "Okay, lady, okay!!!! You can have
your deer!!! Just let me get my saddle off it!" |