
Farmer
Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to
take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court.
In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer
Joe.
"Didn't
you say at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?" Asked the
lawyer.
Farmer
Joe responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just
loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the..."
"I
didn't ask for any details," The lawyer interrupted, "Just
answer the
question. Did you not say at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?"
Farmer
Joe said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and
I was
driving down the road..."
The
lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish
the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the highway
patrolman on the scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after
the
accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud.
Please
tell him to simply answer the question."
By
this time the judge was fairly interested in Farmer Joe's answer
and
said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say."
Joe
thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well, as I was saying, I
had just
loaded Bessie into the trailer and was driving her down the highway
when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked
my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie
was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn't want
to move. However, I
could hear ol' Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible
shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a highway patrolman
came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so
he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun
and shot her
between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road with his
gun in his hand and looked at me." He said, "Your mule
was in such bad shape I had to shoot her. How are you feeling?" |